HUMOR
Booting up the day with Coffee
On the Win95 machine
C:\> START DAY
File not found.
Oh, that's right, coffee.exe needs to be loaded first! It creates the day and remains resident for a while.
C:> LOADHIGH COFFEE.EXE
File not found.
No coffee.exe? Guess that means I have to re-compile!
On the Linux server...
Start mkcoffee service so the sources can compile.
# /sbin/mkcoffee
mkcoffee 1.1 loading.
Warning: Tray open.
Filter initialized.
Java Beans 1.1 loading... done.
Warning: Tray still open, closing.
Water loading... done.
Starting up service "mkcoffee".
time to compile coffee.
# cd /usr/src/coffee
# make strong
gcc -o/etc/coffee coffee.c -O3 -Ldoscompat -Wall > /etc/coffee-log
the coffee is compiled. now stop mkcoffee. don't need it using up resources when I'm not compiling coffee.
# killall mkcoffee
Stopping service "mkcoffee"
# cp /etc/coffee /mnt/dosbox/coffee.exe
Back to the desktop
C:> LOADHIGH COFFEE.EXE
Coffee v1.1 loaded. Compiled with default options "cream=1, sugar=1". Creating day... done.
C:> START DAY
Day started. Speed enhanced by coffee device option "strong".
C:> _
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| What a guy looks like to a progressively drunk girl |
| What happens when Santa gets really pissed off at you |
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| Hidden options in MS Word |
| This guy printed out the Windows 2000 bug list |
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| An e-mail from the past |
| iMac has a deep thought |
| Y to K conversion |
| Bill Gates has a wedgie? |
| Stupid error message [= 1 =] [= 2 =] [= 3 =] |
| Mr. T pities the fool who don't use 1-800-COLLECT |
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Al-gor-ithm" means "The unscrupulous technique of continuing to count and re-count until you get the result you want." (Sent by Gary Gilmore)
Old C programmers never die. They're just cast into void...
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Links to outside pages:
| Yoopers Guide to Computer Lingo |
| Home on the web (Sung to the tune of Home on the Range) |
The following jokes may be offensive to some people.
| OF Why girls are evil (funny to guys only) |
| OF 3 corporate lessons [text] (contains profanity) |
| OF Eye test chart (funny to some single people only) |
| OF Funny ad for a Crybaby wah pedal (offensive to drummers) |
| OF Human evolution (offensive to girls) |
